U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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