This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Everything about him screamed your future.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
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You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
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Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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