Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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