His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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