He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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