Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
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I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
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I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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