As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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