come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
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