girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
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I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
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Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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