so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
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