the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
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