i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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