Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
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See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
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I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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