I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
hell yes lets make some ravioli
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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