spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
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You. Win. At. Life.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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