We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
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I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
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I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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