spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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