Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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