She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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