Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
Randomize
