that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
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