Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
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Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
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she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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