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• (512): View more from Texas

  Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...

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  In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)

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  cunt.

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  She acts like you when your on meds

  (510): View more from California

  She acts like batman?

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?

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• (509): View more from Washington

  So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?

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• (518): View more from New York

  I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time

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• (727): View more from Florida

  Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?

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