First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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