Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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