Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
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Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
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I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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