And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
i dont even know how to be here
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Holy shit dude........stairs
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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