Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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