Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
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Man, jail baloney is awful.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
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Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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