gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
kristin has been a bad kristin
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
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He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
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Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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