Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
His hands were made for my vagina.
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The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
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Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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