What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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