its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
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were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
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Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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