Sponge bath it is.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
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Oh Jesus.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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