One girl and one boy is just not enough.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
That reminds me...we need to get swords
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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