If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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