Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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