As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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