Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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