what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
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She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
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It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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