she's into porn, im staying here tonight
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
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He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
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Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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