I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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