11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
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Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
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not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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