I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
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I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
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Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
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