She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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