I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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