It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
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does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
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btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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