it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
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He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Are my feet made of real feet?
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
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We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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