I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
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