"it" just moved
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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