Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
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