i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
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For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
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I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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