he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
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My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
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He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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