No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
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Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
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I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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