**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
